Jacked

Haiku of the Day:

Ninety minutes ON

The adrenaline pumps up

I am pure lightning

Art Pain

Haiku of the Day:

Lined tricep bruises

from shoving myself into

a metal ladder

Nap Living

Haiku of the Day:

Buckminster Fuller
Wielder of Geodesics
Look up how he slept

Farewell Stairwell

Haiku of the Day:

Stairwell reciting

the start of a long goodbye

to my grey alcove

Clang! Clang!

Haiku of the Day:

White Knight finally

The man becomes unbridled

My God gets closer

Who Who Who Who are yOu?

Haiku of the Day:

Our caterpillar

bubble-mouthed and galumphing

gets us giggly

Oui Oui!

Haiku of the Day:

Reading instructions

for this brand-new French board game

est très difficile

Play Gets Weird

Haiku of the Day:

My crotch in your face

I am your trusty helmet

until I kick you

Pre-emptive Mic Drop

Haiku of the Day:

A Corporate Luncheon

The small talk, like pulling teeth

Who cares now? I'm OUT!

Position Shift

Haiku of the Day:

Massive transition
from one office to the next
is now underway

Dracool

Haiku of the Day:

A stairwell stress nap

adorned with vampire podcast

This is my life now

Spinning World

Haiku of the Day:

Banging on this drum

while tossing a ball-baby

just another day

Wait...Puppets?

Haiku of the Day:

A Puppetry Slam-

We're weaving at breakneck speed

with lamps and fireflies

Huffin' that Sweet, Sweet Recess

Haiku of the Day:

Blissfully Friday
You can taste it in the air
Vacation rapture

Routine Cleaning

Haiku of the Day:

Dental hygienist

buzzing in my gaping maw

A deep sea welder

Poor Bleaker

Haiku of the Day:

Theodore Bleaker
Teddy by his closest friends
never saw the signs

Non-Stop

Haiku of the Day:

Mania at dawn

The universe fills my veins

Bombast incarnate

(The sound of entering a bathtub)

Haiku of the Day:

Free to stretch my legs

with my old cellmate absent

I whistle at work

Home, Away From

Haiku of the Day:

Peppery salad

and mac and cheese in low light

We're back home again

Off the C-Grid

Haiku of the Day:

So delectable -

The lift of obligation

from unscheduled hours

Kel After Dark

Haiku of the Day:

Hard orange soda

tastes like an old creamsicle

dripped in shoe polish

Upstairs Hubbub

Haiku of the Day:

I am the thumper!
All ye restaurant patrons
tremble at my din!

Momma Light

Haiku of the Day:

Battery-powered

mother lamp searching the field

for her lost daughters

Guys and Dolls

Haiku of the Day:

Happy Birthday Dad!

and Happy Birthday Barbie!

(There's no relation)

Coming Clean

Haiku of the Day:

A haiku frenzy

as I attempt to catch up

"Daily" is a farce

Something Monday This Way Comes...

Haiku of the Day:

The dread of the grind

lingers throughout the evening

much wringing of hands 

Power Play

Haiku of the Day:

It's that time of year.

Our House of Cards marathon

is in turbo mode

Oooooh Yeah

Haiku of the Day:

Pajama Friday

a twelve hour board game session

My sweet addiction

Urban Slummin'

Haiku of the Day:

Adventure outing
We hit up the town in style
and work takes a break

Old Milk

Haiku of the Day:

Road-tripping bestie

stops by the ol' attic space

to visit and chat.

March Hare

Haiku of the Day:

Come on down, my friends!

This rabbit hole fits many

The madness begins