Gettin' There

Today's Haiku

Finally caught up
the whirlwind that is my life
has disheveled me

Today's Workout
Imaginary leg lifts

Disrobe Woes

Today's Haiku

Today I forgot
how to take off a T-shirt
It was horrible

Today's Workout
Running: 5.8

Flawed Heroics

Today's Haiku

The hunters gather
ready to slay the monsters
but they f*ck it up

Today's Workout
Painting awkward word pictures

Our Time

Today's Haiku

Power in the cold
the heart ramps while the legs pump
it's running season

Today's Workout
Running: 5.9 miles

Buen Provecho!

Today's Haiku

Peruvian fare
beef hearts with rice and futbol 

a weird choice for brunch

Today's Workout
Talking it up with scientists

Badhai!

Today's Haiku

Indian wedding
loads of delicious foods
and broods of children

Today's Workout
A brief rhythmic spasm in a dance circle

They Call Me Mellow Yellow

Today's Haiku

a little butter pad
infused with something special
to ease these frayed nerves

Today's Workout
Shining the mind gems