Hallow's Eve

Haiku of the Day:
We leave our gifts quick
our hands orange with labor
Trick or Treat, Suckahs!

Duh duh duh, what?

Haiku of the Day:

Space-case of a day.
What was I doing? I can't...
Why does my head hurt?

Pass the Can

Haiku of the Day:
We can't weep. We'll rust.

Such is the terrible plight
of heartless woodmen.

Gods En Route

Haiku of the Day:

Glassy wet city

teems with celestial beacons

searching for a home

Spoooooky

Haiku of the Day:

Bloody crimson brain
plopped in a bed of limp kale
Your fright for the night

The Chore King

Haiku of the Day:

Laundry, groceries,

clean bathroom and do dishes.

I am the Chore King

Here We Pray

Haiku of the Day:

Such sweaty frenzy

as I worship at my church:

The House of Gesture

Kids these days

Haiku of the Day:

Bundled four-year-old
stares through a sex shop window
in bewilderment

Fall Again

Haiku of the Day:

The smell of dead leaves,

sharp and light on the wind's breath,

wafts up the crosswalk

A What Garden?

Haiku of the Day:

Outdoor arts and crafts

in the Homicide Garden.

Gotta make a dwarf!

Ouchie

Haiku of the Day:

Perplexed, I stumble
under dungeon florescence
and roll my ankle 

Sugar Rush

Haiku of the Day:

As the fever spikes

and nausea deepens, I think:

"Why so much candy?" 

At 30,000 feet

Haiku of the Day:

Tiny dot of light

rests on her purple eyelid

as we're soaring home

To Our Fallen Brethren

Haiku of the Day:

Dear swollen toenail,
Apologies for the offense.
You served my foot well.

Over 7,000 in Attendance

Haiku of the Day:

Waves of bobbing heads

top the multicolored sea

of humanity

On Your Marks...

 Haiku of the Day:

Anticipation

for the half marathon makes

the stomach falter

Holy WC

Haiku of the Day:

Stained glass fluer du lis

reminds me of France or Christ

from where I'm peeing

Something Old This Way Comes...

Haiku of the Day:

On the deep blue floor

we swim like ancient creatures

Ancestor reflex

Phalange Cut

Haiku of the Day:

Tiny jagged mouth
at my finger's meaty base.
Tell me your story!

Teacher Powder

Haiku of the Day:

Talc at the fingers

the bones of ancient fishes

dry as cosmic dust

Which Way is Up?

Haiku of the Day:

I am at your back

hovering, topsy-turvy

over your soft parts

Ailment

Haiku of the Day:

Sniffles at the edge

The throat screams red but silent

sickness this way comes

Unburdened

Haiku of the Day:

With a couple clicks

and my wife's blessing I am

free from student loans!

Air In

Haiku of the Day:

Amid my fellows
I breathe a breath collective
our lung-share program

Acro-Heart

Haiku of the Day:

You be my flyer

and I'll be your trusty base.

We'll soar together!

Perspective

Haiku of the Day:

Lady's red handbag

Painted with aphorisms

Why is she so glum?

Where are the Puppies?

Haiku of the Day:
This flight attendant
has the severity of
Cruella Devile

At the Table

Haiku of the Day:
Here we all gather
to eat and laugh and visit;
Family at ease

Michigan Union

Haiku of the Day:

Wonderful wedding

between two special people.

Congrats Hutchinburg!

Talk on the Road

Haiku of the Day:

Odd conversations

between clusters of strangers

litter my travels

This One's Live

Haiku of the Day:

Stripped to copper cores

we avoid touching our ends

for fear of frying