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Haiku of the Day:

Talking politics
under hazy bar spotlights
Judgey in our cups

Let's Talk about Nothing!

Haiku of the Day:

Boardroom palaver
vague phrases hurled to and fro
Get me off this ride

Archery

Haiku of the Day:

The body bends back
like a bow string being notched
May your aim be true

Beachwalk

Haiku of the Day:
Peaceful walk at dusk
We brush the cold wet sand and
watch sea foam gather

Thanksgerving

Haiku of the Day:

Family gathering
over mounds of steaming food
Let's eat 'til we burst!

All Aboard!

Haiku of the Day:

The train conductor

bellows out for our tickets

like in the old-times

Bayou on the Hill

Haiku of the Day:

Water main broken

the boiling water flooding

our now swamp-office

Catching the Worm

Haiku of the Day:

Early morning wake

I greet the train in darkness

damp leaves underfoot

"Pie"fecta

Haiku of the Day:

Emily's birthday!

Three kinds of delicious pie

We gorge like nobles

Irreverent Setting

Haiku of the Day:

Our Catholic workplace,

pristine and grand, a harsh backdrop

for our bawdy tricks

Make a Wish

Haiku of the Day:

Plucked from the counter

Eyelash on a fingertip

What blows you away?

Grumble-grumble

Haiku of the Day:

Night train mumbler

so full of speech he can't quit

until the last stop

Ever in Your Favor

Haiku of the Day:

Double Feature Time

A four year tradition ends.

They gave us lanyards

Flighty

Haiku of the Day:

Holding on tightly

the earth rushes from beneath

and the sky opens

*Groan*

Haiku of the Day:

Underground descent

We sink fast into Monday

Goblins chew our limbs

Bargain Decadence

Haiku of the Day:

Continental feast

Our omelettes made to order

Briefly, we feel rich

Jeff + Jackie

Haiku of the Day:

Wedding on a pier

The harsh cold bites the skin as

Soft joy warms the heart

Happy Feet

Haiku of the Day:

Boozy foot ballet

coaxes a good friend to flee

to a countertop

Social Edge

Haiku of the Day:

Halitosis breath

punctuates conversation

my endurance test

Laundra-Twat

Haiku of the Day:

This faulty dryer

left our clothes damp and musty.

Seven quarters lost!

Zed Heads

Haiku of the Day:

Glimpsing behind us,
we see the horde ambling on
Nighttime wanderers

Violent Morsels

Haiku of the Day:

Roiling underbits

tussle in the white hot pan

and caramelize gold

Science Girl!

Haiku of the Day:

My wife, the hero,

ran 16 miles and wrestled

with a garbage spill

Nostalgia High

Haiku of the Day:

Walking high school halls

A stranger in a strange land

Remember lockers!?

Half of a Grand

Haiku of the Day:

Five hundred haikus

seventeen beats for each day

Let's hit a thousand!

Rain Dance

Haiku of the Day:

We leap and giggle
filled with boundless triumph from
discovering rain

Walkabout

Haiku of the Day:

Unspeaking, we trod,

packs laden with essentials,

into wilderness

Push-me Pull-me

Haiku of the Day:

Under mossy cloak

we lay our limbs head to foot

and make a Cat-Dog

Dumb Eyes

Haiku of the Day:

My screaming eyeball

cries demon fire skyward

and I weep all day

Here it Comes Folks...

Haiku of the Day:

Darkness falls early
as we begin our descent
into bleak season