Half Accountant

Haiku of the Day:

With slight reluctance
I become a part-timer
a half-accountant

Shame Shame Shame

Haiku of the Day:

Empty metal pot

caked with cheesy residue

my nap companion

Dungeon Master

Haiku of the Day:

The Dungeon Master

begins to sculpt his first world

for some first-timers

Binge Wary

Haiku of the Day:

These TV binges

are becoming too common

How do we curb it?

Dream Jar

Haiku of the Day:

Nothing on the books

we take a pause to collect

our dreams in a jar

Head Doc

Haiku of the Day:

On the couch again

weeping about some grievance

made fresh from digging

Tale Making

Haiku of the Day:

Adventure prepping
for a story-telling romp
of my own design

Man and Flight

Haiku of the Day:

Air/Space Museum

way too much information

to take in at once

Not Meant for Four People

Haiku of the Day:

Visting sibling

crammed into the living room

on a blow up bed

Chili

Haiku of the Day:

Big batch o'chili
for friends and family alike
It will last for days

On The March

Haiku of the Day:

A sea of pink hats

An entire nation screams back

We will not comply

Inauguration

Haiku of the Day:

DC Holiday

glued to screens in disbelief

Holiday, my ass

Learning to Normal

Haiku of the Day:

Therapy breakthough
Time to dissolve perfection
and learn to normal

Water and Blood

Haiku of the Day:

Nervous for blood draw

I drink way too much water

and then have to pee

Just Drink

Haiku of the Day:

Airport restaurant

runs out of veggie options

I guess we just drink

Snail's

Haiku of the Day:

Retirement Village

where time slows to a snail's pace

for those who lack it

Potato Plating

Haiku of the Day:

Stuffed sweet potato

plated with the utmost care

to appease elders

Texas Values

Haiku of the Day:

Debating grandpa

over his Texas values

is exhausting work

Lone Star

Haiku of the Day:

6 o'clock flight

from Ronald Reagan Airport

to the lone star state

Lag Lag Laaaaaaag

Haiku of the Day:

Travel time again

will we ever stop moving?

Jet lag forever

My Pricilla

Haiku of the Day:

Pricilla the plant

born from a pineapple top

looks mighty thirsty

Self Ship?

Haiku of the Day:

Not drinking coffee

rights the prow of the self ship

to the horizon

Chirp Chirp

Haiku of the Day:

Chocolate "Chirp" cookies

just like your normal cookies

except with crickets

Ice Cold

Haiku of the Day:

A crystalline shroud

wafts over the parking lot

winter's cruel spirit

Edgeless

Haiku of the Day:

The puzzle builders

work on an edgeless challenge

as it snows outside

Cold Carouse

Haiku of the Day:

Onward to Baltimore

where we hang out and carouse

in the frigid cold

Zika One

Haiku of the Day:

I get my blood drawn

for a trial that is testing

a Zika Vaccine

Skins

Haiku of the Day:

More and more laundry

Our clothes - shadows of the self -

skins left out to dry

Secret Puddle

Haiku of the Day:

Gigantic puddle

a calm glassy surface with

secrets underneath

Exhausts

Haiku of the Day:

The laundry room mists

billow off the balcony

into a greying sky

Impromptu Party

Haiku of the Day:

On the hotel lawn

watching the teenagers flee

at 2 in the morn'