Special Blog! My "365" Project was to give instructions on how to make something and here are the fruits of those labors:
"Mr. Pink Bakes Eggs"
1. Get Eggs. Lotsa Eggs.
2. Get a nappy towel.
3. Soak it in cold water.
4. Ring it out, dog.
5. Put it in the oven. That's right. OVEN.
6. Cover all them slats.
7. Remember the eggs. Get 'em.
8. Put 'em on the towel between the slats.
9. Don't let them touch each other.
10. 320 degrees. 30 minutes. Ignore fear from having towel in oven.
11. Grab 'em while they're still hot.
12. Make a hobo bag.
13. Be careful but deliberate. Like a boss.
14. Place 'em in a flat sided pot.
15. Shake it.
16. Like you mean it. Crack 'em all up.
17. Cold water filled to the eggs tops.
18. This is ice.
19. Time to shock.
20. Don't be scared.
21. Wait this long.
22. Be sure to flex while you're draining.
23. Peel at the biggest crack. Do it over running water for best results.
24. Oven. Baked. Eggs.
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Shifty eye contact thriving
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Today's Drawing (inspired by the words "Content Peaceful Calm Relaxed" posted by Janet Chodos)
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