Someone Saturday (Limerick edition)
There once was a woman in Brussels
Who would oft eat her whole weight in mussels,
With tattoos on her face
and a penchant of for mace,
She'd engage the town bear in play tussles.
Today's Drawing (inspired by the word "faineant" from ME's word of the day. It means "idle or ineffectual" and of course, it's French.)
Today's "365" Project (Write an inviting for something you don't typically invite people. This one is gross. But I love it and have no shame.)
There once was a woman in Brussels
Who would oft eat her whole weight in mussels,
With tattoos on her face
and a penchant of for mace,
She'd engage the town bear in play tussles.
Haiku of the Day:
Vomit on the floor
of the evening train, driver
claims the mess is soup
of the evening train, driver
claims the mess is soup
Today's Drawing (inspired by the word "faineant" from ME's word of the day. It means "idle or ineffectual" and of course, it's French.)
Today's "365" Project (Write an inviting for something you don't typically invite people. This one is gross. But I love it and have no shame.)
You are cordially invited to Michael Chodos'
20,000th Bowel Movement!
Set to occur this Thursday after a morning coffee around 10am.
BYOTP if you wish to join in the festivities.
No rainchecks in case things are irregular earlier in the week.
Be sure to RSVP ASAP because there are only 4 stalls in my work bathroom.
No flash photography allowed.
See you then, I sh*t you not!
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